Discuss the morality of those who stop still at the end of escalators.

                The Devil. Satan. Lucifer. These are the sort of words that spring to mind when one thinks of the sort of people who decide to ignore the rest of the universe for a moment just so that they are able to get a sense of bearing, totally regardless of the fact that there are huge, massive in some cases, signs right in front of their faces put in place for the sole reason of allowing one to read and acknowledge where they are before they reach the bottom or top of the escalator so as to prevent exactly what they then, undoubtedly, proceed on to do! Now, the reason that the previously mentioned words spring to mind is because we all know that anyone with that level of social unawareness and lack of sympathy for those around them must in fact be, that’s right! The God damned Devil, or close enough to it. I find it impossible to believe that these sort of people have any morals or self-consciousness, and it’s because of this that I am driven to support the idea that they are heartless, soulless, unforgiving people (if we can even call them that) who have been sent down to Earth only to aggravate and just generally piss off everyone with which they happen to come in contact.

                Now, you may also have noticed that, more often than not, the people (who we shall call ‘people’ for argument’s sake) caught committing such outrages are foreign, usually Asian, American (though I won’t even begin with them) or Eastern-European, it would seem. Which brings me on to my next point quite nicely – foreigners, all foreigners, are evil, and largely unwanted. If you are able to put aside the idea of a stable economy, and fairness and justice and equal opportunity, and simply focus on the prospect of an Englishman’s livelihood, then perhaps you will be able to better understand why foreigners, especially the French, should be kept abroad, where they belong. I, for one, feel as if our great nation is becoming overwhelmed by unappreciative allsorts, who, by and large, could be done without. If the great people of England are forced into having to deal with the stragglers, the hecklers, the unsolicited imposters, and live in fear of being confronted by one asking ‘where tower London?’, then surely we should be able to see and understand that it would be best for our society if they simply left, and never came back…. Ever – not only due to the fact that they prove nothing but an inconvenience, but also their complete lack of grammar or appreciation for our magnificent language that has us all pushed to the edge.

                And so, to return to my original point, I think we can all agree, as we will all have, at some point, been in a situation riding an escalator and suddenly having that terrible feeling of ‘I just know the person in front of me is a complete moron’, that, to sum up, all foreigners should be sent back to wherever the hell they came from, and any person that dares stop at the end of a moving staircase should immediately be shot. No discussion. A simple solution. (And please do excuse all the commas.)