Evaluate the argument that some companies are simply too big.

Yes, it is true that small companies are increasingly so being run into the ground to make room for corporate super powers; and yes, it is also true that said super powers do seem to take advantage of their position, cheating smaller businesses out of what they, arguably, are entitled to. But answer me this – you don’t want to become communist, do you?! Capitalism is the way forward, and anyone who argues otherwise is only doing their country a disservice, and is not a true patriot. Communism has been tried before, the Soviets, the Chinese, and as of right now, from where I sit, behind my £2000 laptop and Bose speakers, it is clear to me that communism does NOT work, and is only suggested as the way forward by fools and beggars.

If it weren’t for corporate giants we would not have a stable national economic base to lay the foundations for a safe and easy journey from nursery to Number 10 for my three sons, William, Ranaulph and Nathanial. Is it really fair to say that we should deny my children the opportunity of an Eton education, a home in the Hamptons and a black Labrador to play with on Sundays after Church for an hour before we have our weekly brunch with Prince Harry? We, who have worked so hard to achieve what we have achieved, to lie what we have lied and inherit all that we have inherited (thank the Lord), do we deserve to be punished for our success? Do we deserve to have our very existence stripped of us, and for us to be left to rot in our Notting Hill home, only to survive off Jeeves’s roast beefs and wines UNDER £50?!

It is indeed not the previously mentioned super powers which are turning our society to dirt, and bringing our economy down the drain; it is the Poles! They began flooding into our country in 1608, taking our jobs – plumbing, construction working – jobs that I, as a REAL and HONEST patriot, one who takes pride in bettering our country, would happily accept (if I were someone else). I, frankly, am disgusted at the idea that those who are able to afford fine clothing and cars should be taxed greater than others so that the government can simply throw my hard-earned/inherited (N.B. it required 7 lawyers to win our case) money at the poor, just so that they are then able to continue buying drugs and babies, and give ‘England’s green and pleasant land’ a bad reputation in the eyes of the G8, those who matter.

And so I leave you with this, a quote from a most distinguished speaker, who has, through various works, helped me see the truth in the world, and allowed me to preach to those who are just as fortunate as me. Churchill once said: ‘If you are going through Slough, keep going’.